Halloween week

Since the 4 yr old was born I have always bought many Halloween themed out fits to wear through the wk. This yr it was a combo of stuff I have made and bought.

adventures in babysitting

I picked up baby Kristi around noon and headed to my home. This baby WAS so stinking good it was abnormal until......... I took off her bib and scratched her. YIKES you would have thought I pulled off her arm and was beating her with it. I finally calmed her down after a 1/2 hr. I returned the broken baby to mom around 10:30 pm (she was bowling with her league). Oh and I did tell and show her where I scratched the baby. I also called this morning to make sure all was well. You will be happy to know I didn't ruin the baby.

I'm stealing a baby

HA I called my SIL and asked if I could take my 3 month old niece for the day. So I am gonna pick up the peanut tomorrow for the whole day. If all goes well expect tons of pics or one of me bald :).

a little tail

I just finished Miss Piss's mermaid costume. I may still add some more glitz but need to make her sea shell bag. It came out pretty cute :)

Aunt Flo

Well I started my you know what this morning. Yes almost 2 wks late. I feel like I'm gonna die but at least I'm not menopausal :).

what

I thought this would fly off the etsy shelf. I guess NOT. I think it's WAY cute.....

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=31811058&ref=sr_gallery_3&&ga_search_query=jack+hoodie&ga_search_type=handmade&ga_page=&order=date_desc&includes[]=tags&includes[]=title

The sensitive husband

Ok so I broke down and told hubby about my week. The conversation went like this:


me "so do you want to hear about my inner turmoil?"


him "sure"


me "I'm way late on my you know what

him - "O?"

me - "but I tested and it was a no"


him - "sorry to hear that"



Sorry to hear that, what the hell. I have been sitting here freaking out and he's sorry to hear that not why didn't you say something or a hug but "sorry to hear that". I'm still in a PMS mood and want to hurt him bad. AAARRRRRGGGGG time for another midol. I may look into getting stock if this is the first stage of menopause.

rut row part 3

This maybe gross to some of you but when your being sneaky there are no rules. So when I tested Sunday afternoon it was a big fat "NO". I got up WAY to early to try to be sneaky around my hubby who was getting ready for work so I peed in a cup and went back to bed. When I got up and quickly tested and again it was a big fat "NO".

I have never missed a period and am usually like clock work. I'm in a foul mood (just took midol so i don't kill the toddler) I even had dreams about being mad and my boobs hurt.

Now I'm sitting here thinking many things:

I was wrong on my dates (even if I am I'm still late now)

The blood pressure meds jacked me up

or I'm menopausal

yay no more rut row

So I went to the local wally world and picked up toddler shampoo, body wash, axe for the hubby (he likes it I think it stinks), wall plate covers for miss piss's room and a "who killed the rabbit" test. Then I went to the grocery store the whole time I was freaking out almost in tears. I went home snuck into the bathroom and did the test. It was a big NO right away, yay. I have no idea why I am so late maybe I'm menopausal, maybe it was the drugs, maybe I'm confused on my dates or maybe just stress. I will test again in the morning just to make sure since this afternoon wasn't my first pee plus they come in a two pack. I guess this whole thing has made me make up my mind no more baby fever......

rut row part 2

No I haven't tested. I'm thinking maybe I was wrong when I had my you know what last. If I keep telling myself I was mistaken on the day maybe Aunt Flo will come knocking at the door at any moment (I was gonna write it down but I don't think I did). I will sneak out and buy a test today and test tomorrow. I have decided that if I am not "you know what" then I will run as fast as my very large arss will go to the OB and get on something. I had my scare I'm good now. It's funny the sh** that goes through my head any who, like gosh how will I make the craft / baby room work or we can call it oncore cause I thought Miss Piss was my finale.

I think I'm gonna stroke out. Hey Kristen if you read this please don't spill the beans.

rut row

Well I'm starting to panic a little. I am 5 days late on my "you know what". I keep rushing to the bathroom to check. In the back of my head I am wondering if the BP meds jacked me up. I been searching the Internet all morning to see if this was a side effect and found nothing. I stopped taking the bp pills last month due to then making me feel like sh**. So if any knows if this is a side effect please let me know. I was at Wally World yesterday and almost bought a pee stick but I don't want to go there :)......